Pagliacci's [22]

Pagliacci's. You all know where it is. You've all been there. Now...the Mike's Ave Review of Pagliacci's pizza:

"I still believe that Pag's is the best place for pizza on the Ave. Don't take that you should go anywhere else for pizza from this review. They have a good variety of salads and slices AND they have a great coupon in the Student Survival Guide AND their pizza is delicious. I just think that people make too much of a deal about Pag's and I don't get that." -Mike McEvoy

Pizza for Mike is a big deal. At any sitting, anywhere, Mike mentally wants to go for half of a pizza or more. Two slices of Pag's doesn't fill Mike up. Eating ONLY two pieces of pizza is an anomaly to Mike.

WAIT! Mike just had an epiphany! Pag's is Mike's new Tulley's! You go to Tulley's for a little drink or a muffin to pass the time. It's not edifying in any way. Now, Mike will start to go to Pag's for only one slice. (Since that one slice of Pag's ranks lower than a snack for Mike.) Since he won't be going for a meal, this breaks the anomaly of ordering two slices of pizza at a pizza place! Hooray!

Taste: 8.5
Value: 6
Intangibles: 7.5

Total Score: 22 out of 30