Sunday, May 24, 2009

Vegan Pizza Pie [9.5]

"Here's the thing about Vegan places: At first I thought that they are there to appeal to all the vegans in Seattle. Now I think that they are owned by rich people who want to make a statement. A disgusting, cheese and meat free, statement." - Mike McEvoy



Located at the Ave up on 55th lies Vegan Pizza Pie. They had an ad that listed all the other vegan places in the area. How is that good for business? Posting that ad is like burning money, for heat, in the summer. $26 for a 15 inches, which is a LARGE pizza according to Vegan Pizza Pie. 15 inches is not a large pizza. Mike got half Aloha and half Margherita. Mike got the Aloha because it said that it came with Canadian bacon. Forgetting it was a vegan place Mike was angry to find that what came on the pizza was actually Canadian crap. AND...let's just say the "large" pizza didn't live up to its name.



Let's go back to the whole $26 dollar thing. What the crap?! The only way you could enjoy that pizza is if you're rich and have a super tiny stomach.



Bottom Line: Vegans have been persecuted ever since they came over to America on the Soyflower, and Mike will continue that persecution. (Not with violence but by eating lots and lots of animals.)



Value: 2

Taste: 4

Intangibles: 3.5



Total Score: 9.5 out of 30

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